10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."