10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.