10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"