10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com