10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.