10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.