10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!