10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.