10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "No river, no fish."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."