10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fook the floosh droo!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.