10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"