10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek