10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.