10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it