10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson