10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier