10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.