10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.