10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.