10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it