10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.