10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- It's Free To Fold...
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.