10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.