10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is for loners.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson