10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!