10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• It's Free To Fold...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson