10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?