10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Why not, when some because there are three.