10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth