10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.