10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders