10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."