10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.