10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?