10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)