10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---