10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is for loners.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.