10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it