10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22