10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986