10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant