10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth