10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.