10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders