10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."