10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT