10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.