10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.