10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "No river, no fish."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!