10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill